neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

neptunain:

how to communicate in a relationship

sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

sioneds:

Thank u calculator. Thank u for being a fucking useless cumstain of the blanket of life. A worthless piece of shit cretin that doesn’t even deserve my fucking hot steamy piss

(Source: spooky-sioneds)

(Source: cheisenberg)

phantasticphil:

HOW DO YOU EVEN FIND THAT MANY STICKY NOTES OH MY GOD 

(Source: iraffiruse)

hespokeoftoast:

I was not fucking ready

(Source: lolgifs.net)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

buttharrybutt:

buttharrybutt:

i lost my mood ring

i dont know how i feel about this

(Source: nikecrap)

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

awesomephilia:

awesomephilia:

an octopus is just a wet spider

image

are you calling me a spider

(Source: dutchster)

rociobrinkerhoffart:

miss-nerdgasmz:

I WANT A TRUE HORROR MOVIE WHERE ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE INTELLIGENT AND DO ALL THE RIGHT THINGS AND TAKE ALL THE PROPER PRECAUTIONS BUT STILL WIND UP GETTING KILLED BY THE ANTAGONIST

NOTHING IS SCARIER THAN DOING EVERYTHING YOU CAN IN VAIN AND STARING IN THE FACE OF FUTILITY
(plus I would like not to yell at the characters for being dumb for once)

This would be the scariest movie ever.

icarly-official:

why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers?

because they can’t even

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

(Source: subtubitles)

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

(Source: videohall)